Where'd you get those peepers?
Where'd you get those eyes?
Have a Happy Halloween!
Even if your mother makes you wear a plastic witch mask for the third year in a row.
Even if you have to carry a brown paper Harry’s IGA bag to collect candy.
Even if you fall and skin your knees because you cannot see out of the damn witch mask.
Even when Bobby Joe Hammett steals your candy that spills on the sidewalk because the stupid Harry’s IGA bag breaks when you fall because you cannot see out of your stupid witch mask that you have had to wear for the last three years.
Have a Happy Freakin Halloween!