Damm you Craig and your list, and damm the sweetest, young, non English speaking pregnant woman I have ever seen, who overcame our language barrier by using her elevated hormone levels like chemical weapons against me, forcing me to give her $15 for six of the most hideous, pee stained chairs that ever were, and then using the cutest little kid you have ever seen as bait to convince me to carry six pee stained chairs one at a time down three flights of stairs (that is 36 flights of stairs, if you’re counting) so she could get them out of her apartment.
What can I say?
I’m a sucker.
I am a sucker who drove all the way to Dallas to pick up six, (count them, SIX) horrid chairs, and instead of leaving them at the side of the road, or lighting them on fire, I brought them home, where I then spent way too much time and destroyed a perfectly good manicure re-covering them.
IN YELLOW FABRIC!!
Now I have Yellow Pee Chairs!
Lovely.
Have a Hap-pee Weekend,
Out-
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1 comment:
They look great. And not pee like at all.
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