Long after your ass goes south; your brain maintains it's youthful verve.
It is a sad reality.
So what does a mother of three ungrateful children, wife of a dead husband, the girl voted most likely to be institutionalized do after it becomes obvious that it would take excessive Botox injections, surgical procedures and Pilates classes to start a decent porn site?
She writes about goats, Jesus, singlewide trailers and her mother.
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I am sick and tired of hearing about toxic assets, bailouts, TARP, and stimulus plans. Sick of it I tell you. This financial crisis is exha... -
Yesterday Viv the obstinate poodle and I were discussing the current state of our financial affairs. Actually, I was doing most of the talki...