Author
Popular Posts
-
Do not try to wirte a check with a tampon at Wal-Mart, or bad things will probably happen. Always have your pen ready in advance. It is the... -
Do you see this? This is a problem. I purchased a stunning bench for the New Digs (I hate this whole “New Digs” thing, have I told you t... -
Apparently, Miss. Muffet and I have something in common. An affinity for curds and whey, you wonder? No (What the hell is curds and whey, an... -
I have it on good authority that Nick is the best Jonas brother, I wonder if that pisses Joe off? I bet it does. Anyway, OH. EM. JAY! T... -
Good Saturday morning Chickens! You will never believe where I am off to today. I have been commissioned (If you count a pound of flesh as a...