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O nce upon a time, there was an unfortunate fireplace. This fireplace was a plain, square, big, blonde brick shit house of a fireplace. For... -
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Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside! Come inside! There behind a glass ...