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"I think what he was trying to say is "Are you serious?" when I kindly asked Fletcher to remove his doggie self from the chai... -
Dear Homely Lateral File Cabinets, My beloved harbingers of toxic assets,my precious repositories of dental records, I have my eye on you.... -
O nce upon a time, there was an unfortunate fireplace. This fireplace was a plain, square, big, blonde brick shit house of a fireplace. For... -
I know I have green eyes. I know I am left handed. I know that I have never put a Brussels sprout in my mouth, nor will I. These are facts... -
I totally have a bug up my nose. I am sure of it. This is better than a bug up your ass, But still. 400 sneezes later, I am still con...