From my digs to yours...Happy Holidays
May the toilet paper on your tree always be two-ply.
May your poodle expel the tinsel she consumed without medical intervention.
And may the boobs in your entryway always be double D's.
( . ) ( . ) Out-T.
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Merry Christmas!
I love your "May"s, sweet Tobes. Happy happy, merry merry, jolly joy and all that good stuff:)
hee hee. merry christmas.
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