Monday, December 28, 2009

7 lbs


For the last several days, I have been testing the potential toxicity of peanut butter. Call it my contribution to science. I have come to the conclusion that you can in fact ingest about 7 pounds of peanut butter and not die. Just don’t try to whistle.

Also? While you are in the process of eating 7 pounds of peanut butter do not wipe your sticky fingers on the ass of your favorite jeans, because it will leave an ugly stain, then you will be forced to change out of your favorite jeans (That you have worn for the last 3 days) into your clean not favorite jeans which will be too tight because you have eaten seven fucking pounds of peanut butter.

Consider it a public service announcement.

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