After spending fifteen agonizing hours A.S.S. deep in acronyms I am pleased to report that yours truly has been licensed to do business as a mortgage professional in the great state of Texas for another two years.In other words, I live to die another day.
The irony of it all.
If someone would kindly explain to me what any of this:
- Virgin Island and Puerto Rican Rum (Section 308)
- American Samoa (Sec. 309)
- Mine Rescue Teams (Sec. 310)
- Mine Safety Equipment (Sec. 311)
- Domestic Production Activities in Puerto Rico (Sec. 312)
- Indian Tribes (Sec. 314, 315)
- Railroads (Sec. 316)
- Auto Racing Tracks (317)
- District of Columbia (Sec. 322)
- Wool Research (Sec. 325)
Has to do with preventing a financial markets meltdown, I would appreciate it.
I can imagine that Sock monkeys around the country breathed a collective sigh of relief when their wool research earmark was approved. The arrogant little bastards.
Out-T.
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LOOK AT THIS! it's so PRETTY! i love it...love it love it love it.
xoxo.
Thanks Karey! I can take no credit. In fact, I did my best to screw it up. How do you like the faux porn star pic? Lord have mercy--There is no one on the planet less photogenic than moi.
Tobi, For some reason the new photo of you just looks soooo Texan!
I'm still mad about the Dugger family. As a young bride I was heavily influenced by the Zero Population Growth movement so I decided to adopt instead of give birth. Now those darn selfish Duggers have made up for me and 17 other ZPG advocates. You just can't win.
I'm certain they believe their genes are so special that they simply must be passed along as much as humanly possible. Statistics would say that at least one will be gay-wonder how that's going to go over? ohj
I usually read you on my Google Reader so I hadn't seen the new design-y stuff. I adore them! So glam!
btw, I left you an award on my blog. :)
OHJ- Damn those Duggers! You know O I often wonder why you don't have a blog??
S- Oh my goodness, an award??? Do tell! I am skipping off to put on my tiara, then I will be right over to pick that baby up! Thank you.
Ohj- I came back to say-- that what I meant to say is that you always have such relevant things to say, I would totally read your blog. You know what I meant, yes?
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