Why not Texas? Why not me?
Dammit!
This would have been better than winning the Lotto.
The call to the insurance company alone would have made my life complete.
"Hello Allstate? T. here. It appears that a giant weenie has penetrated the door to my fortress. Can you send an adjuster right away?
Hello? Hello?"
Out-T.
image: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_wienermobile_wreck
How can there be no comments? This is brilliant.
There. Commented.
Weeners are funny. They just are.
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