Ten Horrible Things That I Would Rather Have Than a Birthday
1. Kittens for dinner.
1. Kittens for dinner.
2. An episiotomy.
3. My 100 year High School class reunion (Oh, wait that is this weekend! Shit).
4. A fat husband on my couch.
5. A mouthful of used chewing tobacco.
6. Vinyl shoes.
7. A lisp.
8. A job in a tollbooth.
9. A tattoo on my forehead.
10. A dead squirrel under my bed.
Out-T.
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