Be Mine

Dear Boyfriend of the Doo-Doo Head Variety,

I am touched by the lovely Valentine card you recycled from last year sent me. Words cannot accurately express how I feel about you. I tried to write you a poem, but I could not think of anything that rhymes with douche. Perhaps a love song is more appropriate.

Love,
T.






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