Thursday, July 16, 2009

Ten Horrible Things That I Would Rather Have Than a Birthday


Ten Horrible Things That I Would Rather Have Than a Birthday

1. Kittens for dinner.

2. An episiotomy.

3. My 100 year High School class reunion (Oh, wait that is this weekend! Shit).

4. A fat husband on my couch.

5. A mouthful of used chewing tobacco.

6. Vinyl shoes.

7. A lisp.

8. A job in a tollbooth.

9. A tattoo on my forehead.

10. A dead squirrel under my bed.

Out-T.

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