Welcome to the Road Kill Cafe
My name is Luann, I'll be your server.
Today's special is a tasty little dish I like to call-- "The last Bitch that stiffed me..."
Except I'm 10, I'm not allowed to say "Bitch".
So, what say we just keep that little tidbit between us, shall we?
Now then, what'll you have?
I hear the Frito Pie is to die for!
Out-T
...