Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Buzz Kill


Dear Typealyzer,

I am writing to thank you for killing my joy. I am sure you remember me. I am the one that made you typealize my blog forty two times. In a row. Over and over. Non-stop (did I say over and over?) until you finally (not so nicely, I might add) told me to knock it off.

How did you think I would react to this...


The analysis indicates that the author of http://www.tobietal.com is of the type:


ISTP - The Mechanics


The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts. The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters

So, fine, I’ll stop, but I am telling you right now I am not a fucking mechanic (Oh, the blue collar implications of it all). Also, Additionally! Furthermore!! For your information, I hate people--Well, stupid people anyway--HATE THEM, do you hear me? I most hate the imbeciles I work with.

Avoid inter-personal conflict you say? I adore conflict, I live for conflict. Inter, Intra, group, I love them all. For the record? I would not date a Fireman, let alone be one. Communal living, heavy equipment, horrid uniform, are you kidding me?

Couldn't you just have told me I suck and left it at that?


Out-T.

2 comments:

maison21 said...

i'm a performer! we're afraid of confrontation too! (and if you knew me, you'd know i'm not one to be shy about an argument).

other than the no confrontation part, i quite like my description:


The Performers

"The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves."


(so i'm thinking an old broadway queen, wearing a loud caftan, reeking of cologne- sitting on a sofa asking for my drink to be refilled cuz i'm too lazy to get up and do it myself )

"The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions."

Tobi said...

I am ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille! (spits)

Performer= Yes
Mechanic= not. sexy. at. all.