Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I Think I Ate a Goat


I think I ate a goat, or maybe it was a squirrel. I am not sure.
Now I have rabies, or maybe it is the flu. I am not sure.

In either case, I am convinced that I may be dead by Thursday, so…

Happy Thanksgiving.

The End


Out-T.

8 comments:

Barb said...

Are you sure it wasn't the Shroom Burger??

Chaffin Channel said...

Probably squirrel in your neck of the woods. If it's true, at least you won't have to worry about cleaning your house for Thanksgiving guests! (Some call me Pollyanna...I just think I'm a glass is half-full kinda gal.)

Assuming you make it that long, can you come home for Christmas? YCBW

Stacey said...

Good idea, come "home" for Christmas. Bad meat and squirrels haven't killed you yet. You must have the dreaded flu bug. Unless god forbid you cooked a squirrel thinking it was a turkey. Promise me if you attempt a turkey this year please please video it or atleast take photos... I can't wait for that one.. ROFLMFAO!!! Love you T. hehehehehehehe S

Simple Answer said...

Being sick sucks. Hope you're feeling your fiesty self soon. Miss your sharp wit.

Bluestreak said...

I agree, you´re still trippin from the Shroom burger.

Connie said...

I can't think of anything witty to say... still reeling over my little guy getting hit with appendicitis... all I want to do is lecture you that if you have pain over your navel, and it moves down and to the right, with fever and nausea, go to the doctor. Guess I'm going to be paranoid about everyone's appendixes for awhile now. :-p

Happy Thanksgiving - and get well soon!

karey m. said...

you'll totally miss the seven pounds everyone's sure to gain over the weekend...and you'll return to work with cheekbones, jutting hipbones, and requisite supermodel pose.

lucky. xoxo.

The Lil Bee said...

Ahahah! Hope you're feeling better and have some real food in your tummy now:)