What does it mean when you look forward to laundry day for the possibility of finding lost change in the bottom of the washing machine?
A. You are thrifty and wise. You should be commended for your resourcefulness.
B. Obviously, you have lost your mind. No one cares about change. Just admit it is the spin cycle you are enamored with and seek help.
C. You need a hobby.
D. You are a freaking wing nut. When you start rifling through your friends couch cushions, or prying your teeth loose for the tooth fairy, keep it to yourself!