Monday, September 29, 2008

Boys Are Dumb

I love boys. Really, I do. Sometimes the boys here at Fussy & Bitchy Inc. (my place of employment) make me want to pinch their heads off. All day I have been thinking of things I would rather be doing than than working (with dumb boys).

I have decided that today would be the perfect day to jump on the bed,

and wear designer red Dorothy shoes,

with my sweat pants.



or maybe just relax in the tub.

Cheetos take me away!

Out-T.

image: www.bedjump.com, www.elleuk.com,http://www.flickr.com/photos/drkoontz/23304002/

6 comments:

Barb said...

Dude, where do you FIND these images... did you actually google 'bathtub full of cheetos' or what? :)

Connie said...

I've seen the cheetos pic before. Disturbing, but still... it's amazing. Much better than most 'art' these days. Can't jump on my bed - ceiling fan would spoil the fun.

Boys can be dumb. I love mine completely - but intelligence, common sense, and logic - they have these things, but they flicker on and off randomly. Would you rather life be boring and predictable?

Tobi said...

B- I googled "bathtub" the Cheetos was just a happy accident! I must admit the image makes me itch a little.

C- No, no! I loathe boring and predictable! The problem is I have become "one of the boys" the finger licking; chest bumping, high fiving and peeing on the toilet seat irritate the holy beshizzle out of me. Let's not even talk about the on going recap of weekend sporting events.

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Old House Junkie said...

Tobi, I'm afraid Key West would be riding a little lower if I had those britches. . . if you know what I mean. When the ass was riding high I failed to appreciate it, now that it's sinking lower and lower I realize what I had and didn't use to its full advantage. ohj

Tobi said...

OHJ- Seriously, If I had only known then what I know now. Youth (as some old guy said, Twain maybe?) is wasted on the young.