I know it is not Sunday, (Please do not send swarming locusts or bolts of lightning to kill me for implying that I go to church on Sunday) . I have recently received some information that I feel needs clarification. I saw this sign in your yard this morning. Are you serious about this? I really need to know. (I think we both understand why). I would appreciate it if you could review the attachments below and advise me accordingly. (At your convenience of course).
Is this true?
I thought this is what I was going to hell for.
Then there is this. Please, tell me you didn't have anything to do with this.
Thank you for your time and attention. I look forward to hearing from you in the near future.
In response to your inquiry dated 09/12/2008. I am in receipt of your request. Please be aware that I am currently engaged in matters of higher importance. While I appreciate your concern, I must ask that you use your own best judgement. I can assure you I am aware of the issues you have presented. My impression of the current situation is that none of you are very smart. You can tell them I said so.