Saturday, September 27, 2008
Seven Virgins And a Mule
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass. be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show's about to start. guaranteed to blow your head apart.
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth.
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth. You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo. You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....
Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies. And he laughs until he cries. then he dies then he dies.
Come inside the shows about to start. Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
You gotta see the show. It's a dynamo. You gotta see the show. It's rock and roll.
I bet you knew I would not be able to keep my mouth shut all weekend, didn’t you? I tried. I really tried. If I had a Zen place, I would go there. There are only twelve episodes of Californication in existence. Unfortunately, (For both of us) they didn’t last all weekend. Sugar Daddy (The boyfriend formerly known as doo-doo head) took off for parts unknown (smart guy). Apparently, I am not pleasant company— imagine that! Please allow me to take this opportunity to apologize for my surly disposition of late. If I knew how, I would bake you cookies.
It is my greatest wish that we will all look back on this one day and laugh. “Silly me, I thought we were totally screwed. Look, here we are, on easy street! Our government knew what they were doing the whole time!” It could happen, right? I mean, I thought the world was ending when I was fifteen, and I had to call The Peach (My Dad) to pick me up from jail. It only took ten years, (or so) for that to be funny.
This is not the time for political posturing or partisan politics. Some of the most brilliant minds in the world are here in America. Use them PLEASE! Call on members of the private sector to help solve this problem.
P.S. Don't Fuck this up.
The news of WaMu’s failure was barely a headline. Wachovia will likely be next. China has suspended credit to the United States. Our credit markets are essentially frozen. It is not out of the question that companies will not be able to make payroll. It is possible that there will be no cash in your local ATM machine. This is THAT serious. No one wants to hand over a blank check. The idea that we should let the banks fail is naive and dangerous. We must restore confidence in our markets along with implementing strong measures to stimulate growth in the private sector NOW. Keep your eye on TED , as TED goes, so goes our future.
There I said it. I feel better. I am off to find a trashy novel…
Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline. Will perform on guillotine. What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand to Alexander's Ragtime Band . dixieland. dixieland.
See the show.
Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool.
Seven virgins and a mule.
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown, were exclusively our own, All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!