Friday, January 15, 2010
I have it on good authority that Nick is the best Jonas brother, I wonder if that pisses Joe off? I bet it does.
Anyway, OH. EM. JAY! The best thing happened yesterday. It was so good, that it almost makes me sad that today is Friday. Mr. Fussy Pants (My Boss) injured his neck. How great is that?
I’m not sure how it happened. If I were guessing, I would say that he was bending over to pick up one of the pennies I glued to the floor in his office. He must have strained something (Super Glue is strong stuff). Now all he can move are his eyes. Not only that, but he has a terrible head cold, so every time he sneezes it makes him cry, and cuss, but mostly he cries.
Greatness I tell you!
I spent all day yesterday trying to make him turn his head. “Hey, look! That homeless guy in the parking lot has a man purse just like yours!” He let me go home early. Well, he made me, but whatever.
Today I am stepping up my game, if I can figure out how to work the fire alarm, that is.
I should be home by lunch.