Friday, January 15, 2010

OMJ!



I have it on good authority that Nick is the best Jonas brother, I wonder if that pisses Joe off?  I bet it does.

Anyway, OH. EM. JAY! The best thing happened yesterday. It was so good, that it almost makes me sad that today is Friday. Mr. Fussy Pants (My Boss) injured his neck.  How great is that?

I’m not sure how it happened. If I were guessing, I would say that he was bending over to pick up one of the pennies I glued to the floor in his office. He must have strained something (Super Glue is strong stuff). Now all he can move are his eyes. Not only that, but he has a terrible head cold, so every time he sneezes it makes him cry, and cuss, but mostly he cries.

Greatness I tell you!

I spent all day yesterday trying to make him turn his head. “Hey, look!  That homeless guy in the parking lot has a man purse just like yours!”  He let me go home early. Well, he made me, but whatever.

Today I am stepping up my game, if I can figure out how to work the fire alarm, that is.

I should be home by lunch.

Out-
T

6 comments:

Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

I just added you to my blog roll a few days ago.

I had to share you with my followers - I get such a charge out of reading your posts.

I'm glad I'm not your boss though - I have a feeling that might be a lawsuit waiting to happen.

I'm armed.

Tobi said...

Hey T-

Readers with weapons? Awesome!

Almost everyone is happy not to be my boss. I think Mr. Pants fears a crime scene more than a lawsuit.

your friend laura said...

my tobi!

how i love you!

and once again, i am peeing. everywhere.

love you,
l.

Tobi said...

I so love it when you pee L. srsly.

columnist said...

m21 put me "on to you", and I have to say it brightens up my day!

Tobi said...

Thank you columnist, you make me feel like a ray of sunshine.