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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Blame it on The Bug
I totally have a bug up my nose. I am sure of it. This is better than a bug up your ass,
But still.
400 sneezes later, I am still convinced there is a DAMM BUG UP MY NOSE.
I think I can feel its twitchy little bug feet stomping around between my eyes.
I am afraid to blink because when I do I see big furry legged insects behind my eyelids. ...
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Fancy Ketchup
I know I have green eyes. I know I am left handed. I know that I have never put a Brussels sprout in my mouth, nor will I.
These are facts.
Somewhere between the facts and the total bullshit I tell myself, there is a murky area of things I believe to be true.
For example, I believe that I am not a total asshole, others often disagree. I beli ...
