There are things I do not own. Certain items I refuse to possess. Assorted and sundry objects I will never acquire. Seemingly mundane paraphernalia that if I ever deigned to procure would end my life as I know it. I am in no place or position to change my perception of myself now. Why ask for trouble? The addition of mood altering drugs to my daily routine is not on my agenda, therefore I will not be buying an umbrella, not now, not ever, so help me God. I just thought you might like to know. Draw your own conclusions.
Thank you for your time and attention,