Like tap dancing on the edge of a finely honed spork
Looks like I'm not getting a raise, and I wont be going on any hot dates. Screw You, Magic 8 Ball.
Anon- You have more nerve than I do. When it comes to money and love I would rather not know! Damn that 8 ball.
Tobi, I didn't realize that we were supposed to ask the 8-ball the questions. I've been busy preparing 100 yes/no questions to ask you! Silly me. ohj
OHJ- Questions please! I am lacking inspiration.
Tobi, I never reached 100 yes/no questions for you, but I've got a few:Did you ever drive or ride in a Gremlin?Did you attend more than 1 prom?Do you still have your prom dress?If so, have you worn it in the past 5 years for any reason?Did you find the YouTube ad for the "Lace" book to be pretentious? Incomprehensible?Do you own a gun? Sometimes wish you did? Have a secret list of those who might see the business end of it?Ever been a bridesmaid? More than twice?If so, have you ever, ever worn the dress again?Are you smarter than your boss? your dog?Do you have at least one spot in your new digs that is "clutter central" no matter what you try to keep it neat?Do you own anything that you really don't care for now, but can't get rid of because you paid too much for it?Do you relish political discussions?Did you ever think that SD might need his hearing tested?Do you participate in "girls night out"?Do you really want to hear what your coworkers did over the weekend?Did you ever own a recording by the Turtles? Ever hear of the Turtles?Do you believe the moon landing was a hoax?Do you have a pet conspiracy theory?Do you believe women over 40 should keep their hair cut above their shoulders? over 50? over 60?Do you always look on the bright side?Do you have granite kitchen counters? Covet them? Think they're highly overrated?Do you respond well to telephone solicitation?Do you own any Energy Star appliances?Do you think you could have been more creative than almost any contestant on Design Star this season? Do a lot of customers try to get mortgages they can't really afford to pay?Did you ever dress in a way that could even remotely resemble "goth"? I know that's not one hundred questions, I'll keep thinking. ohj
OHJ- I heart you. I puffy heart you.
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