Wednesday, December 24, 2008
O Tannenbaum
From my digs to yours...Happy HolidaysMay the toilet paper on your tree always be two-ply.May your poodle expel the tinsel she consumed without medical intervention.And may the boobs in your entryway always be double D's. ( . ) ( . ) Out-T.
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Bite Me Martha Stewart
Don't look now, but T. is in the kitchen at the New Digs getting her Martha Stewart on in preparation for the Christmas festivities that are about to commence.In true trailer park fashion I give you "Corn Flake Wreath Cookies" One stick of a substance remotely resembling butter, three cups of stale marshmallows left over from Thanksgiving, four cu ...
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Dirty Old Saint Nicholas
Dirty old Saint Nicholas lean your ear this way, don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say...Dear Santa,I did not send my Christmas list to you sooner because I have not been very good this year. I was really afraid I would be getting cinders in my stocking. After seeing this picture of you I decided I may have a chance after all. I hope ...
Monday, December 8, 2008
Shine
One of the best things about little girls is the sparkly, glittery, leopard ear muffy, powdered sugar donutty snail trails they leave behind. Out-T.
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Saturday, December 6, 2008
Come On Baby Light My Fire
One of the reasons I hesitated to purchase the new digs was that it is all electric, no gas. How would I ever be able to create the gourmet cuisine I am so famous for without my 60 inch ultra premium 6 open burner, 24 inch griddle, double oven gas Viking range? What about my remote control gas fireplace? Good lord I was in the market for a home, n ...
